Dear Naomi,
Dear Naomi Watts,
I am very flattered that people think you and I look alike. I think you are very pretty, and enjoyed your performance in "Le Divorce" very much. However, I have one request.
Would you please stop dressing like such an idiot? Really, leggings + shorts + a horizontal-striped poncho? Eighth grade is over, Naomi. I mean, come on. You must have made a few bucks by now. Hire a better stylist.
I'm available. Call me. We'll do lunch. I'll take you to H&M and Zara. Really, you'll love it.
Sincerely,
Ronica
AKA-Mrs. B in Paris
Thanks to the lovely ladies at Go Fug Yourself for the inspiration and the daily dose of self-esteem via the horrible clothing choices of celebrities.
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You know, I think I could actually handle the leggings if she wasn't also wearing the shorts and thrift-shop poncho (hideous!) From the knees down the leggings and black flats are oh-so Audrey Hepburn circa "Sabrina", and that look made Audrey a fashion icon. Naomi definitely needs to hire a stylist (or a BETTER stylist - I'd hate to think she paid someone who told her to dress this way).
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