Dear Naomi Watts,
I am very flattered that people think you and I look alike. I think you are very pretty, and enjoyed your performance in "Le Divorce" very much. However, I have one request.
Would you please stop dressing like such an idiot? Really, leggings + shorts + a horizontal-striped poncho? Eighth grade is over, Naomi. I mean, come on. You must have made a few bucks by now. Hire a better stylist.
I'm available. Call me. We'll do lunch. I'll take you to H&M and Zara. Really, you'll love it.
AKA-Mrs. B in Paris
Thanks to the lovely ladies at Go Fug Yourself for the inspiration and the daily dose of self-esteem via the horrible clothing choices of celebrities.