Mrs. B the Band Director:
"OK, everyone! Now that we've learned how to play your very first note on the trombone and the euphonium, let's use our "too-too tonguing" and try the notes in #2! These notes are called Quarter Notes. Quarter Notes get one beat each. What does a quarter note look like?"
Note: Expected Answer is "it's colored in, with a stick attached."
Sam the Euphonium player:
"A Golf Club!"