Monday, December 04, 2006

How Can I Tell You...

    How can I tell you
    that I love you? I love you.
    How can I tell you
    that I'm always thinking of you
    when I can't find
    the right words
    to say...


Dr. B watches the man on the television screen, in the middle of the night, drape a beautiful diamond necklace around his wife's neck. She feels the tickle of the metal, wakes, and they embrace.

"In my commercial, it would be the same. Except, in my commercial I'd be emptying your porta-potty."

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8 Comments:

At 5:00 AM, December 05, 2006, Blogger Doc said...

that is by far the most romantic thing i've read lately

 
At 10:08 AM, December 05, 2006, Anonymous Roxanne said...

LOL! I'm getting Jeff his own porta potty for Christmas :)

 
At 10:45 AM, December 05, 2006, Blogger MagE said...

Ah...poor jeffrey. you will have to make it up to him after you can walk.
:)
nothing says love like "I will empty your porta potty"

 
At 11:29 AM, December 05, 2006, Blogger Chelee said...

Congratulations on your earlier post!!! OMG, I'm so excited for you.

I hope all goes well with your dad and you start to feel better.

So excited!

 
At 3:18 PM, December 05, 2006, Blogger The Bold Soul said...

Now THAT's real love.

I once was involved with a man who emptied my bedpan when I was in the hospital with a leg that was busted in 3 places. But in that case it might have less about true love and more about him NOT wanting me to have to call the MALE nurse to do the job; he knew the nurse from a few years earlier and didn't want him seeing under his girlfriend's hospital gown.

 
At 4:03 PM, October 06, 2007, Anonymous katie said...

Does anyone know who sings that version of How Can I tell You???

 
At 9:37 AM, December 11, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cat Power

 
At 9:38 AM, December 11, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cat Power, although I cannot find it to purchase.

 

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